Police sting in Detroit!

Police in Detroit last night announced the discovery of an arms cache of 200 fully-automatic rifles with 25,000 rounds of ammunition, two tons of heroin, $25,000,000 in forged US banknotes and 25 prostitutes, all in a housing project behind the Public Library on Woodward Ave.

Local residents were stunned. A community spokesman said: “We’re all shocked; we never knew we had a library.”

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